12February07
Happy new year!
Whatever.
I'm pretty good friends with MSPaint.
Anyway. Haven't really been up to anything. Oh, I got a dog. His name is Floyd, and he is a Miniature Schnauzer. He's pretty cute stuff.
He just found a straw for me. What a good boy.
I re-watched Six Feet Under and finally watched the last season. I got way too into it. I was pretty consumed and felt pretty dead after the last episode. I did the same thing with Freaks and Geeks. I get way into fantasy life.
Hmm..what else has happened? I finally put up my Lord of the Rings poster. I've had it for like two years. I need a pretty big trapper keeper to hide my raging Elijah Wood from it. (That was funny. It was a joke. You see, the LOTR poster is Frodo, and Elijah Wood's last name is Wood, which happens to be a euphemism for having an erection - so instead I use his entire name. It's funny. I'm clever. Laugh.)
I went crazy a couple of weeks ago and uploaded a good ten songs for my player. Which I believe I'm the only person that utilizes..which is okay, I suppose. I think sometime this week I'll add some other stuff to it. Maybe some Neutral Milk Hotel, Regina Spektor, Nick Drake. I don't know. Things I'm listening to a lot right now. So instead of actually making a playlist I can just go to my website and listen to my player. And use up all of my useless bandwidth. Someone has to do it.
Well, I don't really have anything else to say. Things have been really boring lately.
The court hearing is this month. I'm really hoping it takes a lot of this weight off of me, so I can lighten up.
19November06
Well, I just changed the layout. Pretty simple. But I liked this picture a lot. It's like one of two pictures that turned out pretty well off of this roll of film. But really, I just wanted to finish it, because I got a new camera and I've been itching to use it. Alas, I have not. For the battery for the light meter is DEAD.
I don't know what else to say. I got a raise at work. Like an entire dollar. That's good, yes? Craig got me this super sweet penguin lamp that I put right next to my bed. So I can read in bed! It's great. It's the cutest little lamp ever. I loves it.
Hmm. It's been pretty uneventful lately. Tomorrow I should receive my new video card so I may commense in the DVD making. And watching. It'll be superb. And that's about the extent of it.
Oh! I suppose I did make a MySpace for Wee-Willy, the dancing nut! I'm working on a fairly elaborate comic for it now. It's intense. Well, more detailed than normal, at least.
Today I washed my cats (ACTUAL felines, not my vaginapussy). They didn't enjoy it at first, but now they won't leave me alone. I think I've brushed an entire cat out of these two.
Star Trek is on. I thought Scrubs would be on. But yet William Shatner....
I'm going to get a dog. Sometime soon. It's my Holiday present to myself. But if that's what you wanted to get me, fear not! I'll post a list of things I'd like. My birthday is drawing near too, you know. Man, I'll be 22. Didn't I just turn 21? I've been drunk for 10 months.
Speaking of - Target happens to have a Penguin Martini Shaker and a Penguin Humidifier I wouldn't mind having. ;]
Well, that is that. Off I go to continue on with my spinsterhood.
21September06
Well, I just scanned a few new 'cartoons.' My crush is featured, so you might as well have a look and try to figure out who it is.
In other news?
Um.
Well, I may be getting another chinchilla to keep Oliver company. Don't know for sure just yet, but I'm hoping. Oh, I moved! In with my bud, Hannah. It's been a pretty good time. Although, there soon may be a website begging you to donate to our fund. The "Save Us From the Pitbulls" Fund. The underneath neighbours are utterly white trash. I like to refer to the owner of the dogs as Gnarly Kneed Bitch (GKB). There is a turtle in a fish tank in the backyard, that they apparently captured from the local park. It's marvelous. But, yes, they have three pitbulls. And they all absoutely hate my guts. So much so, in fact, that one tried to make me a snack. To no avail. However, my hand hurts pretty bad. Oh well.
Does anyone ever read this crap anymore? I need to know. I will either A) stop posting completely B) post more C) not do anything. So e-mail me and tell me that you read this. Or that you hate my guts. You know, whatevs.
13August06
Boy, it has been a long time, hasn't it? I am so insanely fickle with updating this! Fortunately, I am fairly certain nobody comes here to check up on me anymore..so I may speak freely. Mwahahahahaha!
What to spill? Oh, the choices!
Not really. I'm just trying to build up my life so it seems more interesting.
At the end of this month I will be moving in with my friend, Hannah. I'm pretty excited about it, actually. Other than living with Tyler when we were together, I've never lived on my own.
I got a chinchilla! His name is Oliver. He is freaking adorable. Since I've come back to my dad's house he's been a bit neglected, though. And I feel bad about that. However, I'm sure I'll spend a lot more time with him when I move. I'm never here anymore. I can't stand being here sometimes...it's really uncomfortable. Ah well! I'm trying to be positive about all of this, and I think it's actually working!
I have a crush. A big one. On probably the cutest guy ever. I love it. I don't think I'll ever tell him because I love the awkwardness of being around him. I feel so giggly..and..young! Ha! Not to say I'm old, by any means. I just haven't felt..nice like that in a long time. I get all stupid when he calls me. And I absolutely melt when he looks at me. Did I mention I giggle? A LOT! And when people talk about him I grin like a damn fool. It's so painfully obviously that I've got it bad for him, but he's (thankfully) oblivious. I'll get over my crush in time..I like it now, though. It's nice to feel happy. To be happy. I have probably a million things stressing me out right now, but I couldn't care less. Because I just remembered I sneakily took a picture of him last time I saw him. And I like being a creep. And a dork. Who cares if I can't pay for anything? Or that I'm utterly unhappy with my employment? Or that this breakup is horribly stressful? Or other such random things that I tend to worry myself over. It doesn't matter because I need to think about what I'm going to wear tonight because I *might* see him.
Now that I've made you vomit all over the place, I'll go ahead and move on.
I got a haircut. On a whim. Last Friday. I'm not too awfully sure how I feel about it. It's all right, I suppose. Not many people have noticed, though. I think it's okay. Yeah, it isn't bad.
If you recall, last year I was super excited about going to MC Chris..but it never worked out. WELL! He is going to be in Omaha next month! The 17th, I believe. So, seriously, e-mail me and we'll go together. And then mayber later in the month we can go see the Violent Femmes. And perhaps later this month we can see The Flaming Lips with Sonic Youth. Concerts for the next month are looking double plus good!
All right, I think I've exhausted all of my topics. Or I'm just distracted by cute boy, who knows. So, I suppose I'll update again in a few months and let you know what happened!
08March06
That is poprocks being dumped into my mouth.
And no, I'm not wearing pants. Perv.
Now that that is out of the way. I am listening to Leon Redbone. Holy crap you're jealous! Oh but really. I hope you all are enjoying my little music player. Maybe I'll get a little tagboard popup someday..because really, it just gets in the way otherwise. Plus, it'll probably annoy the crap out of all of you.
Let's see...still looking for a job. Still baking cookies - I have a marvelous plan to make sugar cookies just for St. Patrick's Day! With crazy frosting and everything. I hate sugar cookies. But I <3 baking!
Tyler is in a new play that you all should go see. It is called Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean. He is the only dude in the play...but later gets a sex change. I'm going to go see it tomorrow with Jesse, so I can't tell you how awesome it is just yet. But it probably is. So you should go. FG DO IT.
I have a job interview tomorrow. To be a teller at Pinnacle Bank. Pff. If they judge their decision on my credit report they will NOT be hiring me. Although, I plan to unleash the boobs on this interview, so HOPEFULLY this persuades. I needs a jobbbbbb.
Finally set MYMYMYMYMY computer back up. I feel bad for giving Tyler that other crappy computer. Well, that we're giving to my dad. It's like HEAVEN being on this one again. OH YES HOW I MISSED YOU 1024X768 RESOLUTION. MISSED YOU FROM MY BUTT.
What? Sorry.
So wtf I love American Idol?! Damn you Justin! (OMFG JUSTIN TWO BUCKY'S? Hurry and lollerskate over to the roflcopter so you can drop a wtfbomb on the two of them. JEBUS.) Taylor Hicks is freaking awesome. You should start watching just so you can see him. He's a regular Gray Charles, ifyouknowwhatimean.
hoarhoahroahroahroharohaorhoahrohaorhahhoroahroharohaorhoar!
I'm feeling a bit like I may have lost my mind. Ah geez.
E-mail me, dudes. Let's be friends again.
24January06
I was apparently completely wrong.
Someone hacked my website, I guess, and put in some mystery link that was making people download the trojan. Still, NOT COOL. So I'm sorry to those that suffered.
It was only on the main page and the wee-willy page, hence I resorted back to this look. It's not so bad, right? The david bowie background is pretty sweet.
In my panic last night, over the trojan virus, I e-mailed the people I get this here website through. They suggested I reformat my computer and then have them delete my website and then put it back up. I already reformated my computer, a month or so ago, and I haven't used it since. I still have to install all of the software to make it work. (I'm lazy) So instead I've been using the computer I built for Tyler. Although, I desperately miss all of my music and videos. So I may consider doing this. Although, if I've found the source to the problem and fixed it, than I would much rather leave it at that. It would be a pain to reupload everything again. We will see, I suppose.
I don't have anything else to say, really.
How boring am I? Geez.
23January06
I got rid of the tagboard (obviously). It was apparently trying to send out trojans and other such virus' to people when they visited my site. NOT COOL! So sorry about that. Hopefully I can find another one that works..or maybe I'll just buy one? Who knows. I'll have to re-purchase my domain and whatnot here in a few months, so maybe I'll tackle that at that time.
I don't really know what else to say. I got some fish. They're pretty sweet. I also have a gecko, Albee. I got that before my last update, though.
I've been fairly down in the dumps since Sham's passing. Especially since my birthday, since his is the day after mine.
Dudez, enough of that.
So, I'm 21 now. I haven't really done any boozing. I didn't even get that drunk on my birthday! I don't know what the deal is with that. Well, I was a little drunk, but not the kind of drunk I guess you're supposed to get on your 21st. Awesome, I lucked out.
I started playing pirates. I'm absolutely addicted. It's not healthy. Tyler is out of town tonight, so I've been seriously considering going to the tournament at the Game Shoppe tonight and trying to whoop some ass. wtf? I bet I'll just end up doing laundry or something like that instead. I'm the lyfe of the party.
Oh man, I started looking at the pirates website right now and got really excited about the new pack of ships (South China Seas- Jade Empire) that is coming out in February. AND I got really excited about this special edition ship that I might have to try to get now. Damn it all to hell, I'm a nerd.
I'm still looking for a job. I have a temp job, though, which I am currently at. Doing half days for a pregnant lady and then doing her maternity leave once she pops it out. I hope to find a real job before then. They plan to train me on all of her duties, and I don't really want to be trained for a bunch of stuff I'll only use for a month. Although, I really like the idea of only working as a temp. Because then that gives me a few weeks to catch up on all the cleaning of the house and stuff when I don't have work. And then I get work and my bills can be paid! Luckily, I have the best boyfriend in the world and he doesn't mind this lifestyle. <3<3<3!
I'm really reaching for stuff to say now, especially since I have pirates on the mind. So I'm going to end this. Maybe when I get home I'll upload a song for you to listen to, and maybe I'll update more. Maybe.
28November05
For some reason I couldn't get the stupid resolution on my computer to change from 800x600. The monitor screen would start flashing and crap, and the vertical would scroll. It was completely lame. HOWEVER! Today I somehow magically got it to change to 1024x768. THIS IS PROBABLY THE HAPPIEST PART OF MY DAY.
Oh, that and the part where Sham didn't die today. What's that about, you ask? I was on the phone today with Sham when he got robbed (again). I got to listen to him get robbed. It was crazy. The guy demanded he included the change, also. Apparently after the guy turned around Sham hit him with a kendo stick. Wish I could've seen it. They didn't catch the guy, but he did drop everything he stole. What a n00b. I got to talk to a detective. Somehow the thought of having to talk to a detective turned me into a 14 year old valley girl. It was, like, totally awesome. Seriously. For real. lolz.
Still need a job.
There is no way that Tyler is singing the proper music right now. I'm pretty sure he is suppose to be singing the bass part and he is right now singing the soprano part. It's pretty funny. This is now the happiest part of my day.
I'm a jerk.
I've got a song that I uploaded forever ago that you should definately listen to. It's awesome.
I guess that's all. See you in another month.
11October05
I feel amazingly worthless.
15September05
Holy crap, it's been a long time since I've updated!
Still on the look for a real job. Temp work isn't really cutting it lately. It will be amazing if I manage to pay my bills this month!
What else can I say? I bought Tyler a really awesome organ synthesizer for his birthday. How freaking cool, right? Apparently he'll be starting a band now with some of his friends. Don't worry, I'll post some pictures eventually. Any band with an organythizer can only look purely awesome. Right? Right.
It seems like I've been up to a lot this month, but for the life of me I can't think of anything to say. How pathetic is that? All I can think is, "I really need to put all of this laundry away." How domestic am I? Geez.
Geez Louise.
OMFGLOLZ!
Seriously, that's all I've got.
I would like to dedicate today's song to New Orleans. Enjoy!
17August05
First off, sorry Andrew. I was wrong. Trillian does not have a version for the Mac that I could find. HOWEVER! This article claims that some crazy program called Fire is similar. So I suppose I would suggest it! Although, I doubt I would've suggested even getting a Mac in the first place. Pffff!
i'monlykiddingdon'thateme.
In other news!
Turns out my kidney problems were fake. That's good to know. I'm glad I'm not dying.
Tyler and I are TOTALLY going to Carhenge. Tyler has been plotting all the places we're going to go on the way. We're making a weekend (Labor day weekend) out of it. It is so freaking cute. GAH. This one's going to kill me.
OH! Mental Illness is having a concert the 17th of September. You should totally go! Ty and I will be there(ihopeihopeihope)! In preperation for going to this concert you should listen to this song.
(Okay, I admit it. I picked that song because I sing in it. I can be egotistical sometimes, right?)
12August05
GO TO THE ZOO WITH ME TOMORROW.
Stalkers are welcome! I just can't go alone. Groups of people make me nervous!
I don't really have any other news. I'm fairly hyper today.
At work I've been pretty bored so I took up drawing pictures of songs I was listening to at the time. Such as Karma Chameleon, Let's Dance, and Back in Black. Let it be known that I never said I was a skilled artist.
Lately i've really been into The Tear Garden.
Scratch that.
Lately I've really been digging this mixtap that Gabriel made for me. It's the fucking best. So is mixtape number 2. More people should strive to make such awesome mixtapes.
That is all. Carry on.
07August05
I got a job through the staffing agency. It's with US Food Services. It's down by the airport. Pretty sweet gig. Temp to hire sort of thing..in 3 months they decide if I'm worth keeping or not. I really hope they decide I am! Seems like a pretty all rigth environment. People are pretty nice. Pays $10.50/hr. I'm sure there would be a difference in that were I to become their employee. Even if that isn't the case, though, that is still pretty good money. knowwhatimean?
I'm having some health issues. Kidney problems? Who knows? Not me! Lots of blood and protein in my pee. It's pretty awesome. Don't worry, there is no way I could be pregnant. I mean, unless I'm giving birth to Jesus.
I don't know! I wish I could not worry about it, but that is entirely impossible.
I probably have cancer.
27July05
I got fired last friday.
Funny how that works, huh? I got a new (to me) car, I'm actually feeling more happy and then that happens. Oh well. It'll all work out, right?
I downloaded a bunch of Elvis last night. Man, I fucking love Elvis.
I went to Remedy Staff and I'm on staff there now. I've never been with a temp agency before, this shall be interesting. On Saturday I unfortunately have to work a four hour shift doing some lame data entry. But that's like...$30 I didn't have before, right? They've been sending my resume to some mortgage companies and they think they've got some strong leads for me. They're all temp to hire positions. The lady I talked with is really nice. She keeps freaking out about how fastly I type. It's cute. So I guess they're being pretty persistant to help me out. Which is really nice. Sort of surprising, I guess. But it's their job, I guess? She gave me some tips on my resume, too. Anyway, let's all hope I get this job with the mortgage/title company out on 120th and Blondo. That's a pretty straight shot from my house. It'd be a good deal.
I've had a whole lot on my mind lately. Soon I'll spill all. I don't think it's quite right for me to do so just yet. It could cause some extra problems that nobody really needs.
I do have plans to go see Carhenge sometime soon. September? I don't really know. Before it starts snowing, hopefully.
Lately I've really been wanting to go to Florida.
Listen to this song.
12July05
Again! I am in such high demand!
I haven't much news. Well..I DO..I just think perhaps it isn't something to be publicly broadcast!
I DID buy a car! That red VW Beetle. I think I'll be getting the windows tinted. Not because I'm a cool thug, but because I don't like the sun. That's as good a reason as any, right?
ALSO! I'm going to putting up Mr. Nice on here because I am VERY AFRIAD that I won't be able to find it again. And I have so many good memories of this guy! Especially ones that involve chocolate biscuits!!
Today I wore my hair in pigtails again. OMFG! The only reason it's worth mentioning is because it means that my hair has grown out that much. WOW. So enticing, I know.
I haven't set up my star wars toys in the VW yet. I don't know what's up with that! It's just been so hot outside.. I don't think I want to spend more time in the hot than I have to. Actually, I'm POSITIVE I don't want to spend ANY time in the hot. I get so ridiculous when I'm hot.
I'm very excited for Mc Chris!
I can't think of much else to say at the moment. I need to become more interesting.
Lastly, listen to this song.
30June05
It makes me feel pretty awesome that people are bitching about me not updating my website enough!
<3 cormy! <3 will!
Let's see, what's been going on? I've been thinking about getting a car. It's a 1998 Volkswagen New Beetle. It's red. I think it's really adorable. Plus, it has a lot of other perks. That I won't talk about. I really hope I can get it. Theoretically I can afford it.
Anyhow, I don't know what else to say at the moment. Other than listen to this song.
27June05
There's a brand new dance, but I don't know it's name. That people from bad homes do again and again. It's big and it's bland, full of tension and fear. They do it over there, but we don't do it here.
There's a brand new talk, but it's not very clear. That people from good homes are talking this year. It's loud and tasteless and I've heard it before. You shout it while you're dancing on the dance floor.
We are the good squad and we're coming to town.
Beep beep.
16June06
Well, I'm back. Been back since yesterday.
It was a pretty good trip. I'm exhausted now, though. I've had to have spent a good hour today sitting at my desk trying not to go to sleep. Screw trying to make up hours, I'll live on $400. Sleep is way more cooler than money.
The wedding was very pretty. AND short. Which is always a plus. I had a pretty good time down there. Except Dylan's sister got really sick. That was definately NOT very cool.
I don't know if I could leave Omaha. wtf? I spent all of being a teenager HATING Omaha and now I think it's alright? Getting old sucks.
08June05
I'm leaving for TN in about an hour.
Although I'll be gone, I really hope you all e-mail me. AND leave messages on my tagboard! Yeah!
Here is a song for you to listen to a lot when I'm gone.
Bye!
06June05
Well, I got a new phone! It's pretty sweet. Not only does it take really good pictures, but it also takes videos! Awesome!
Leave for Tennessee on Wednesday. In fact, I should be packing right now. But I am not. Afterwards I think I'm going to purchase a digital camera. This should be awesome! I miss taking pictures all of the time.
I'm totally broke this past week, so I haven't been able to go to Burger King and get more awesome Star Wars toys. This saddens me! So if you're at Burger King you should totally buy me a toy. I'll reimburse you! Promise.
03June05
Not really much else to report on.
Today I was pretty awesome and I took some pictures of myself over my lunch break. I also took some pretty sweet pictures of my awesome star wars toys.
Enjoy!
01June05
I don't really have anything to say right now. I'm in a pretty terrible mood.
However! There is a new comic up. Kenny from hydrahydra requested I made a nut of his friend, Chadwick Keck.
Keep those nut requests coming!
Downlaod this.
26May05
New comic up.
I didn't have a very good day at work today.
I'll just leave it at that.
25May05
Sometimes my job just plain pisses me off.
There was a lot of moving around recently (of cubes and responsibility). Not really a big deal. But they went and gave the responsiblity of updating the spreadsheet to some moron. And the lady that is now suppose to tell us what to do..she's dumb, too. Her damn powertrip is so damn annoying. Especially since I've been here longer and I clearly know more things than her and am better at them. WHATEVS. This moron lady, though. For the first few days (yes- days) they trained her on how to use excel (HI! I'VE USED EXCEL FOR 6 YEARS NOW) had to ask how to SAVE THE DAMN FILE every time! Holy cow! Supposedly things are going to get switched around every month until our boss figures out who does what the best, but I don't really see that as something happening anymore. I've tried to paint myself in a better light and be more upfront with my ideas and crap, but it doesn't really seem like it is working. It's quite frustrating.
I've put up with shittier jobs for longer periods of time. I just need to turn my headphones up or something so I don't have to hear all the stupid. (I probably wouldn't even have to. People talk softer to me now. I know this because sometimes I have it on pause when people start talking to me. How dumb is that? IHopeEveryoneDies.)
Today isn't a very good day. John had been e-mailing me with mass amounts of entertainment, but today no word! I hope he's enjoying his vacation, though. I really hope he's busy and hasn't decided to start hating me. I'm so paranoid. sigh.
I couldn't even keep my eyes open for most of the day today. When I got home, however, my eyes were WIDE open. It's really annoying! I guess I just need more caffeine? Or perhaps more exciting music (I listened to The Notwist all day, so this could be the case). Something must change.
I'm really considering buying a camera soon. After stealing Dylan's for so long I feel so empty without it. I could provide you all with awesome pictures of how great my car looks (to be explained at a later date...hopefully with pictures.).
Anyway. If any of you out there (hopefully in the Omaha area) have a monitor or truck you are selling please let me know!!
Download this.
23May05
I have fulfilled my promise!
The Wee-Willy section is now up!
Enjoy!
Also, I have made my face the main page (obviously). If you would still like to visit the David Bowie or Nick Cave versions of this site that is fine. I still update them. Feel free to tell me if you think I should change it, also!
22May05
I got my new glasses on Friday. I'm not so sure what I think of them. I probably won't even wear them that much, anyway. I'm not too good with that sort of stuff.
Still 20May05
I nearly forgot! I cut my hair. =D
20May05
Oh man. This has been a week of many different feelings. First, some stupid crap happens that effects my work life. HOWEVER - I am now the proud owner of MC Chris' CDs. The day is mine.
I was suppose to go to Lincoln today to hang out with Clint..but my car decided it was necessary to overheat. I really don't get it! It did this last year, too...and then after that it was all fine and dandy. It's pretty lame if you ask me. But still I hesitate to buy a new car. I <3 my CRX.
I hope next week is much better. Much much better. Also, I hate girls. They're stupid, evil, two-faced, and back stabbing. It's a mystery to me why all guys aren't gay.
Earlier today when I was being all mopey and depressed I thought it would be a great idea for me to upload "As I Sat Sadly By Her Side" by Nick Cave..but now that I've got some endorphins going I'm thinking perhaps something a bit more bubblier. Something more like this.
When I went to see the new Star Wars I programmed my belt buckle to say, "I <3 Star Wars Nerds."
I really do, you know. They're the best.
I'm pretty sure in August I'm going to be going to .. well, the East Coast. The main target is Pennsylvania, but now Will is trying to convince me to flying to Virginia first so we can drive together up to PA to meet Cormy. Then from there I really hope that we end up going to NY to see Slacker and Sars.
I'm not sure if this is the best of ideas. I really do want to see you all, though! It'll be so fun! Yeah!
I really need to decide soon so I can purchase my tickets from Priceline (I love William Shatner) while they're not insanely expensive. I'll also have to figure out some stupid hotel arrangements. And then start saving money. SO MUCH MONEY. You guys better totally be worth it.
I'm sorry I've been slacking. I hope this here is a sufficient update. I *promise* to get either the Wee-willy section up or the techno music of old section up in the next week. Probably the former...although h0tt is pretty in demand!
Who am I kidding?
14May05
Happy new year!
Whatever.
I'm pretty good friends with MSPaint.
Anyway. Haven't really been up to anything. Oh, I got a dog. His name is Floyd, and he is a Miniature Schnauzer. He's pretty cute stuff.
He just found a straw for me. What a good boy.
I re-watched Six Feet Under and finally watched the last season. I got way too into it. I was pretty consumed and felt pretty dead after the last episode. I did the same thing with Freaks and Geeks. I get way into fantasy life.
Hmm..what else has happened? I finally put up my Lord of the Rings poster. I've had it for like two years. I need a pretty big trapper keeper to hide my raging Elijah Wood from it. (That was funny. It was a joke. You see, the LOTR poster is Frodo, and Elijah Wood's last name is Wood, which happens to be a euphemism for having an erection - so instead I use his entire name. It's funny. I'm clever. Laugh.)
I went crazy a couple of weeks ago and uploaded a good ten songs for my player. Which I believe I'm the only person that utilizes..which is okay, I suppose. I think sometime this week I'll add some other stuff to it. Maybe some Neutral Milk Hotel, Regina Spektor, Nick Drake. I don't know. Things I'm listening to a lot right now. So instead of actually making a playlist I can just go to my website and listen to my player. And use up all of my useless bandwidth. Someone has to do it.
Well, I don't really have anything else to say. Things have been really boring lately.
The court hearing is this month. I'm really hoping it takes a lot of this weight off of me, so I can lighten up.
19November06
Well, I just changed the layout. Pretty simple. But I liked this picture a lot. It's like one of two pictures that turned out pretty well off of this roll of film. But really, I just wanted to finish it, because I got a new camera and I've been itching to use it. Alas, I have not. For the battery for the light meter is DEAD.
I don't know what else to say. I got a raise at work. Like an entire dollar. That's good, yes? Craig got me this super sweet penguin lamp that I put right next to my bed. So I can read in bed! It's great. It's the cutest little lamp ever. I loves it.
Hmm. It's been pretty uneventful lately. Tomorrow I should receive my new video card so I may commense in the DVD making. And watching. It'll be superb. And that's about the extent of it.
Oh! I suppose I did make a MySpace for Wee-Willy, the dancing nut! I'm working on a fairly elaborate comic for it now. It's intense. Well, more detailed than normal, at least.
Today I washed my cats (ACTUAL felines, not my vaginapussy). They didn't enjoy it at first, but now they won't leave me alone. I think I've brushed an entire cat out of these two.
Star Trek is on. I thought Scrubs would be on. But yet William Shatner....
I'm going to get a dog. Sometime soon. It's my Holiday present to myself. But if that's what you wanted to get me, fear not! I'll post a list of things I'd like. My birthday is drawing near too, you know. Man, I'll be 22. Didn't I just turn 21? I've been drunk for 10 months.
Speaking of - Target happens to have a Penguin Martini Shaker and a Penguin Humidifier I wouldn't mind having. ;]
Well, that is that. Off I go to continue on with my spinsterhood.
21September06
Well, I just scanned a few new 'cartoons.' My crush is featured, so you might as well have a look and try to figure out who it is.
In other news?
Um.
Well, I may be getting another chinchilla to keep Oliver company. Don't know for sure just yet, but I'm hoping. Oh, I moved! In with my bud, Hannah. It's been a pretty good time. Although, there soon may be a website begging you to donate to our fund. The "Save Us From the Pitbulls" Fund. The underneath neighbours are utterly white trash. I like to refer to the owner of the dogs as Gnarly Kneed Bitch (GKB). There is a turtle in a fish tank in the backyard, that they apparently captured from the local park. It's marvelous. But, yes, they have three pitbulls. And they all absoutely hate my guts. So much so, in fact, that one tried to make me a snack. To no avail. However, my hand hurts pretty bad. Oh well.
Does anyone ever read this crap anymore? I need to know. I will either A) stop posting completely B) post more C) not do anything. So e-mail me and tell me that you read this. Or that you hate my guts. You know, whatevs.
13August06
Boy, it has been a long time, hasn't it? I am so insanely fickle with updating this! Fortunately, I am fairly certain nobody comes here to check up on me anymore..so I may speak freely. Mwahahahahaha!
What to spill? Oh, the choices!
Not really. I'm just trying to build up my life so it seems more interesting.
At the end of this month I will be moving in with my friend, Hannah. I'm pretty excited about it, actually. Other than living with Tyler when we were together, I've never lived on my own.
I got a chinchilla! His name is Oliver. He is freaking adorable. Since I've come back to my dad's house he's been a bit neglected, though. And I feel bad about that. However, I'm sure I'll spend a lot more time with him when I move. I'm never here anymore. I can't stand being here sometimes...it's really uncomfortable. Ah well! I'm trying to be positive about all of this, and I think it's actually working!
I have a crush. A big one. On probably the cutest guy ever. I love it. I don't think I'll ever tell him because I love the awkwardness of being around him. I feel so giggly..and..young! Ha! Not to say I'm old, by any means. I just haven't felt..nice like that in a long time. I get all stupid when he calls me. And I absolutely melt when he looks at me. Did I mention I giggle? A LOT! And when people talk about him I grin like a damn fool. It's so painfully obviously that I've got it bad for him, but he's (thankfully) oblivious. I'll get over my crush in time..I like it now, though. It's nice to feel happy. To be happy. I have probably a million things stressing me out right now, but I couldn't care less. Because I just remembered I sneakily took a picture of him last time I saw him. And I like being a creep. And a dork. Who cares if I can't pay for anything? Or that I'm utterly unhappy with my employment? Or that this breakup is horribly stressful? Or other such random things that I tend to worry myself over. It doesn't matter because I need to think about what I'm going to wear tonight because I *might* see him.
Now that I've made you vomit all over the place, I'll go ahead and move on.
I got a haircut. On a whim. Last Friday. I'm not too awfully sure how I feel about it. It's all right, I suppose. Not many people have noticed, though. I think it's okay. Yeah, it isn't bad.
If you recall, last year I was super excited about going to MC Chris..but it never worked out. WELL! He is going to be in Omaha next month! The 17th, I believe. So, seriously, e-mail me and we'll go together. And then mayber later in the month we can go see the Violent Femmes. And perhaps later this month we can see The Flaming Lips with Sonic Youth. Concerts for the next month are looking double plus good!
All right, I think I've exhausted all of my topics. Or I'm just distracted by cute boy, who knows. So, I suppose I'll update again in a few months and let you know what happened!
08March06
That is poprocks being dumped into my mouth.
And no, I'm not wearing pants. Perv.
Now that that is out of the way. I am listening to Leon Redbone. Holy crap you're jealous! Oh but really. I hope you all are enjoying my little music player. Maybe I'll get a little tagboard popup someday..because really, it just gets in the way otherwise. Plus, it'll probably annoy the crap out of all of you.
Let's see...still looking for a job. Still baking cookies - I have a marvelous plan to make sugar cookies just for St. Patrick's Day! With crazy frosting and everything. I hate sugar cookies. But I <3 baking!
Tyler is in a new play that you all should go see. It is called Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean. He is the only dude in the play...but later gets a sex change. I'm going to go see it tomorrow with Jesse, so I can't tell you how awesome it is just yet. But it probably is. So you should go. FG DO IT.
I have a job interview tomorrow. To be a teller at Pinnacle Bank. Pff. If they judge their decision on my credit report they will NOT be hiring me. Although, I plan to unleash the boobs on this interview, so HOPEFULLY this persuades. I needs a jobbbbbb.
Finally set MYMYMYMYMY computer back up. I feel bad for giving Tyler that other crappy computer. Well, that we're giving to my dad. It's like HEAVEN being on this one again. OH YES HOW I MISSED YOU 1024X768 RESOLUTION. MISSED YOU FROM MY BUTT.
What? Sorry.
So wtf I love American Idol?! Damn you Justin! (OMFG JUSTIN TWO BUCKY'S? Hurry and lollerskate over to the roflcopter so you can drop a wtfbomb on the two of them. JEBUS.) Taylor Hicks is freaking awesome. You should start watching just so you can see him. He's a regular Gray Charles, ifyouknowwhatimean.
hoarhoahroahroahroharohaorhoahrohaorhahhoroahroharohaorhoar!
I'm feeling a bit like I may have lost my mind. Ah geez.
E-mail me, dudes. Let's be friends again.
24January06
I was apparently completely wrong.
Someone hacked my website, I guess, and put in some mystery link that was making people download the trojan. Still, NOT COOL. So I'm sorry to those that suffered.
It was only on the main page and the wee-willy page, hence I resorted back to this look. It's not so bad, right? The david bowie background is pretty sweet.
In my panic last night, over the trojan virus, I e-mailed the people I get this here website through. They suggested I reformat my computer and then have them delete my website and then put it back up. I already reformated my computer, a month or so ago, and I haven't used it since. I still have to install all of the software to make it work. (I'm lazy) So instead I've been using the computer I built for Tyler. Although, I desperately miss all of my music and videos. So I may consider doing this. Although, if I've found the source to the problem and fixed it, than I would much rather leave it at that. It would be a pain to reupload everything again. We will see, I suppose.
I don't have anything else to say, really.
How boring am I? Geez.
23January06
I got rid of the tagboard (obviously). It was apparently trying to send out trojans and other such virus' to people when they visited my site. NOT COOL! So sorry about that. Hopefully I can find another one that works..or maybe I'll just buy one? Who knows. I'll have to re-purchase my domain and whatnot here in a few months, so maybe I'll tackle that at that time.
I don't really know what else to say. I got some fish. They're pretty sweet. I also have a gecko, Albee. I got that before my last update, though.
I've been fairly down in the dumps since Sham's passing. Especially since my birthday, since his is the day after mine.
Dudez, enough of that.
So, I'm 21 now. I haven't really done any boozing. I didn't even get that drunk on my birthday! I don't know what the deal is with that. Well, I was a little drunk, but not the kind of drunk I guess you're supposed to get on your 21st. Awesome, I lucked out.
I started playing pirates. I'm absolutely addicted. It's not healthy. Tyler is out of town tonight, so I've been seriously considering going to the tournament at the Game Shoppe tonight and trying to whoop some ass. wtf? I bet I'll just end up doing laundry or something like that instead. I'm the lyfe of the party.
Oh man, I started looking at the pirates website right now and got really excited about the new pack of ships (South China Seas- Jade Empire) that is coming out in February. AND I got really excited about this special edition ship that I might have to try to get now. Damn it all to hell, I'm a nerd.
I'm still looking for a job. I have a temp job, though, which I am currently at. Doing half days for a pregnant lady and then doing her maternity leave once she pops it out. I hope to find a real job before then. They plan to train me on all of her duties, and I don't really want to be trained for a bunch of stuff I'll only use for a month. Although, I really like the idea of only working as a temp. Because then that gives me a few weeks to catch up on all the cleaning of the house and stuff when I don't have work. And then I get work and my bills can be paid! Luckily, I have the best boyfriend in the world and he doesn't mind this lifestyle. <3<3<3!
I'm really reaching for stuff to say now, especially since I have pirates on the mind. So I'm going to end this. Maybe when I get home I'll upload a song for you to listen to, and maybe I'll update more. Maybe.
28November05
For some reason I couldn't get the stupid resolution on my computer to change from 800x600. The monitor screen would start flashing and crap, and the vertical would scroll. It was completely lame. HOWEVER! Today I somehow magically got it to change to 1024x768. THIS IS PROBABLY THE HAPPIEST PART OF MY DAY.
Oh, that and the part where Sham didn't die today. What's that about, you ask? I was on the phone today with Sham when he got robbed (again). I got to listen to him get robbed. It was crazy. The guy demanded he included the change, also. Apparently after the guy turned around Sham hit him with a kendo stick. Wish I could've seen it. They didn't catch the guy, but he did drop everything he stole. What a n00b. I got to talk to a detective. Somehow the thought of having to talk to a detective turned me into a 14 year old valley girl. It was, like, totally awesome. Seriously. For real. lolz.
Still need a job.
There is no way that Tyler is singing the proper music right now. I'm pretty sure he is suppose to be singing the bass part and he is right now singing the soprano part. It's pretty funny. This is now the happiest part of my day.
I'm a jerk.
I've got a song that I uploaded forever ago that you should definately listen to. It's awesome.
I guess that's all. See you in another month.
11October05
I feel amazingly worthless.
15September05
Holy crap, it's been a long time since I've updated!
Still on the look for a real job. Temp work isn't really cutting it lately. It will be amazing if I manage to pay my bills this month!
What else can I say? I bought Tyler a really awesome organ synthesizer for his birthday. How freaking cool, right? Apparently he'll be starting a band now with some of his friends. Don't worry, I'll post some pictures eventually. Any band with an organythizer can only look purely awesome. Right? Right.
It seems like I've been up to a lot this month, but for the life of me I can't think of anything to say. How pathetic is that? All I can think is, "I really need to put all of this laundry away." How domestic am I? Geez.
Geez Louise.
OMFGLOLZ!
Seriously, that's all I've got.
I would like to dedicate today's song to New Orleans. Enjoy!
17August05
First off, sorry Andrew. I was wrong. Trillian does not have a version for the Mac that I could find. HOWEVER! This article claims that some crazy program called Fire is similar. So I suppose I would suggest it! Although, I doubt I would've suggested even getting a Mac in the first place. Pffff!
i'monlykiddingdon'thateme.
In other news!
Turns out my kidney problems were fake. That's good to know. I'm glad I'm not dying.
Tyler and I are TOTALLY going to Carhenge. Tyler has been plotting all the places we're going to go on the way. We're making a weekend (Labor day weekend) out of it. It is so freaking cute. GAH. This one's going to kill me.
OH! Mental Illness is having a concert the 17th of September. You should totally go! Ty and I will be there(ihopeihopeihope)! In preperation for going to this concert you should listen to this song.
(Okay, I admit it. I picked that song because I sing in it. I can be egotistical sometimes, right?)
12August05
GO TO THE ZOO WITH ME TOMORROW.
Stalkers are welcome! I just can't go alone. Groups of people make me nervous!
I don't really have any other news. I'm fairly hyper today.
At work I've been pretty bored so I took up drawing pictures of songs I was listening to at the time. Such as Karma Chameleon, Let's Dance, and Back in Black. Let it be known that I never said I was a skilled artist.
Lately i've really been into The Tear Garden.
Scratch that.
Lately I've really been digging this mixtap that Gabriel made for me. It's the fucking best. So is mixtape number 2. More people should strive to make such awesome mixtapes.
That is all. Carry on.
07August05
I got a job through the staffing agency. It's with US Food Services. It's down by the airport. Pretty sweet gig. Temp to hire sort of thing..in 3 months they decide if I'm worth keeping or not. I really hope they decide I am! Seems like a pretty all rigth environment. People are pretty nice. Pays $10.50/hr. I'm sure there would be a difference in that were I to become their employee. Even if that isn't the case, though, that is still pretty good money. knowwhatimean?
I'm having some health issues. Kidney problems? Who knows? Not me! Lots of blood and protein in my pee. It's pretty awesome. Don't worry, there is no way I could be pregnant. I mean, unless I'm giving birth to Jesus.
I don't know! I wish I could not worry about it, but that is entirely impossible.
I probably have cancer.
27July05
I got fired last friday.
Funny how that works, huh? I got a new (to me) car, I'm actually feeling more happy and then that happens. Oh well. It'll all work out, right?
I downloaded a bunch of Elvis last night. Man, I fucking love Elvis.
I went to Remedy Staff and I'm on staff there now. I've never been with a temp agency before, this shall be interesting. On Saturday I unfortunately have to work a four hour shift doing some lame data entry. But that's like...$30 I didn't have before, right? They've been sending my resume to some mortgage companies and they think they've got some strong leads for me. They're all temp to hire positions. The lady I talked with is really nice. She keeps freaking out about how fastly I type. It's cute. So I guess they're being pretty persistant to help me out. Which is really nice. Sort of surprising, I guess. But it's their job, I guess? She gave me some tips on my resume, too. Anyway, let's all hope I get this job with the mortgage/title company out on 120th and Blondo. That's a pretty straight shot from my house. It'd be a good deal.
I've had a whole lot on my mind lately. Soon I'll spill all. I don't think it's quite right for me to do so just yet. It could cause some extra problems that nobody really needs.
I do have plans to go see Carhenge sometime soon. September? I don't really know. Before it starts snowing, hopefully.
Lately I've really been wanting to go to Florida.
Listen to this song.
12July05
Again! I am in such high demand!
I haven't much news. Well..I DO..I just think perhaps it isn't something to be publicly broadcast!
I DID buy a car! That red VW Beetle. I think I'll be getting the windows tinted. Not because I'm a cool thug, but because I don't like the sun. That's as good a reason as any, right?
ALSO! I'm going to putting up Mr. Nice on here because I am VERY AFRIAD that I won't be able to find it again. And I have so many good memories of this guy! Especially ones that involve chocolate biscuits!!
Today I wore my hair in pigtails again. OMFG! The only reason it's worth mentioning is because it means that my hair has grown out that much. WOW. So enticing, I know.
I haven't set up my star wars toys in the VW yet. I don't know what's up with that! It's just been so hot outside.. I don't think I want to spend more time in the hot than I have to. Actually, I'm POSITIVE I don't want to spend ANY time in the hot. I get so ridiculous when I'm hot.
I'm very excited for Mc Chris!
I can't think of much else to say at the moment. I need to become more interesting.
Lastly, listen to this song.
30June05
It makes me feel pretty awesome that people are bitching about me not updating my website enough!
<3 cormy! <3 will!
Let's see, what's been going on? I've been thinking about getting a car. It's a 1998 Volkswagen New Beetle. It's red. I think it's really adorable. Plus, it has a lot of other perks. That I won't talk about. I really hope I can get it. Theoretically I can afford it.
Anyhow, I don't know what else to say at the moment. Other than listen to this song.
27June05
There's a brand new dance, but I don't know it's name. That people from bad homes do again and again. It's big and it's bland, full of tension and fear. They do it over there, but we don't do it here.
There's a brand new talk, but it's not very clear. That people from good homes are talking this year. It's loud and tasteless and I've heard it before. You shout it while you're dancing on the dance floor.
We are the good squad and we're coming to town.
Beep beep.
16June06
Well, I'm back. Been back since yesterday.
It was a pretty good trip. I'm exhausted now, though. I've had to have spent a good hour today sitting at my desk trying not to go to sleep. Screw trying to make up hours, I'll live on $400. Sleep is way more cooler than money.
The wedding was very pretty. AND short. Which is always a plus. I had a pretty good time down there. Except Dylan's sister got really sick. That was definately NOT very cool.
I don't know if I could leave Omaha. wtf? I spent all of being a teenager HATING Omaha and now I think it's alright? Getting old sucks.
08June05
I'm leaving for TN in about an hour.
Although I'll be gone, I really hope you all e-mail me. AND leave messages on my tagboard! Yeah!
Here is a song for you to listen to a lot when I'm gone.
Bye!
06June05
Well, I got a new phone! It's pretty sweet. Not only does it take really good pictures, but it also takes videos! Awesome!
Leave for Tennessee on Wednesday. In fact, I should be packing right now. But I am not. Afterwards I think I'm going to purchase a digital camera. This should be awesome! I miss taking pictures all of the time.
I'm totally broke this past week, so I haven't been able to go to Burger King and get more awesome Star Wars toys. This saddens me! So if you're at Burger King you should totally buy me a toy. I'll reimburse you! Promise.
03June05
Not really much else to report on.
Today I was pretty awesome and I took some pictures of myself over my lunch break. I also took some pretty sweet pictures of my awesome star wars toys.
Enjoy!
01June05
I don't really have anything to say right now. I'm in a pretty terrible mood.
However! There is a new comic up. Kenny from hydrahydra requested I made a nut of his friend, Chadwick Keck.
Keep those nut requests coming!
Downlaod this.
26May05
New comic up.
I didn't have a very good day at work today.
I'll just leave it at that.
25May05
Sometimes my job just plain pisses me off.
There was a lot of moving around recently (of cubes and responsibility). Not really a big deal. But they went and gave the responsiblity of updating the spreadsheet to some moron. And the lady that is now suppose to tell us what to do..she's dumb, too. Her damn powertrip is so damn annoying. Especially since I've been here longer and I clearly know more things than her and am better at them. WHATEVS. This moron lady, though. For the first few days (yes- days) they trained her on how to use excel (HI! I'VE USED EXCEL FOR 6 YEARS NOW) had to ask how to SAVE THE DAMN FILE every time! Holy cow! Supposedly things are going to get switched around every month until our boss figures out who does what the best, but I don't really see that as something happening anymore. I've tried to paint myself in a better light and be more upfront with my ideas and crap, but it doesn't really seem like it is working. It's quite frustrating.
I've put up with shittier jobs for longer periods of time. I just need to turn my headphones up or something so I don't have to hear all the stupid. (I probably wouldn't even have to. People talk softer to me now. I know this because sometimes I have it on pause when people start talking to me. How dumb is that? IHopeEveryoneDies.)
Today isn't a very good day. John had been e-mailing me with mass amounts of entertainment, but today no word! I hope he's enjoying his vacation, though. I really hope he's busy and hasn't decided to start hating me. I'm so paranoid. sigh.
I couldn't even keep my eyes open for most of the day today. When I got home, however, my eyes were WIDE open. It's really annoying! I guess I just need more caffeine? Or perhaps more exciting music (I listened to The Notwist all day, so this could be the case). Something must change.
I'm really considering buying a camera soon. After stealing Dylan's for so long I feel so empty without it. I could provide you all with awesome pictures of how great my car looks (to be explained at a later date...hopefully with pictures.).
Anyway. If any of you out there (hopefully in the Omaha area) have a monitor or truck you are selling please let me know!!
Download this.
23May05
I have fulfilled my promise!
The Wee-Willy section is now up!
Enjoy!
Also, I have made my face the main page (obviously). If you would still like to visit the David Bowie or Nick Cave versions of this site that is fine. I still update them. Feel free to tell me if you think I should change it, also!
22May05
I got my new glasses on Friday. I'm not so sure what I think of them. I probably won't even wear them that much, anyway. I'm not too good with that sort of stuff.
Still 20May05
I nearly forgot! I cut my hair. =D
20May05
Oh man. This has been a week of many different feelings. First, some stupid crap happens that effects my work life. HOWEVER - I am now the proud owner of MC Chris' CDs. The day is mine.
I was suppose to go to Lincoln today to hang out with Clint..but my car decided it was necessary to overheat. I really don't get it! It did this last year, too...and then after that it was all fine and dandy. It's pretty lame if you ask me. But still I hesitate to buy a new car. I <3 my CRX.
I hope next week is much better. Much much better. Also, I hate girls. They're stupid, evil, two-faced, and back stabbing. It's a mystery to me why all guys aren't gay.
Earlier today when I was being all mopey and depressed I thought it would be a great idea for me to upload "As I Sat Sadly By Her Side" by Nick Cave..but now that I've got some endorphins going I'm thinking perhaps something a bit more bubblier. Something more like this.
When I went to see the new Star Wars I programmed my belt buckle to say, "I <3 Star Wars Nerds."
I really do, you know. They're the best.
I'm pretty sure in August I'm going to be going to .. well, the East Coast. The main target is Pennsylvania, but now Will is trying to convince me to flying to Virginia first so we can drive together up to PA to meet Cormy. Then from there I really hope that we end up going to NY to see Slacker and Sars.
I'm not sure if this is the best of ideas. I really do want to see you all, though! It'll be so fun! Yeah!
I really need to decide soon so I can purchase my tickets from Priceline (I love William Shatner) while they're not insanely expensive. I'll also have to figure out some stupid hotel arrangements. And then start saving money. SO MUCH MONEY. You guys better totally be worth it.
I'm sorry I've been slacking. I hope this here is a sufficient update. I *promise* to get either the Wee-willy section up or the techno music of old section up in the next week. Probably the former...although h0tt is pretty in demand!
Who am I kidding?
14May05